id be glad to
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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