No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
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$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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