2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
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