The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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