I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
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How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
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I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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