He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I'm too high and old for this...
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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