That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
As shirtless as possible
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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