i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
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how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
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I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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