K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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