I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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