: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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