ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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