and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Floor bacon is actually really good
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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