This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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