We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
