We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
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I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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