IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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