Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
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Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
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I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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