I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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