so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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