She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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