I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
