marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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