True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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