Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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