He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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