Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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