On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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