Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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