When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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