I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
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So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
party gras won. party gras always wins.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
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Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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