i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
Randomize
