you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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