Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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