Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
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I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I am mentally ready for anal.
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