I'm going to rape someone's good day.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
