I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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