So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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