he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I want a musical about memes.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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