This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
I wish i was in the wii world.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
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I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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