My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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