i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
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I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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