You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
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So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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