i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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