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Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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