idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
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Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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