Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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