I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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