I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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