we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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