And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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