Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
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It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
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he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door